16 8 / 2014

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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13 8 / 2014

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13 8 / 2014

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

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13 8 / 2014

13 8 / 2014

clater:

i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin

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11 8 / 2014

so-glad-were-neighbors:

Rest in Paradise, Captain! 

so-glad-were-neighbors:

Rest in Paradise, Captain! 

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11 8 / 2014

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

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11 8 / 2014

carlofscar:

Rip man

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11 8 / 2014

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

image

are you calling me a spider

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11 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.

scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.